Colson

Colson is the biggest jerk on the planet. Always putting down random people just because.

"Dude, have you seen Colson today?"
"He's such an asshole, isn't he, dude?"
"Yeah man, Colson should just stop being a jerk."

by Muffinzx April 28, 2015

Colson

Colson is a very sweet funny guy that’s good a soccer and skating. Colson has beautiful blue eyes and brown hair, Colson is very tall and athletic. Colson is a very popular guy, friends with everyone as long as their not dicks. Once Colson has his eye on a girl he tries his best to get her with no distractions. Colson usually goes for the short, cute, funny girls because everyone knows that Colson’s are dominant. Colson makes his moves on the girl he like anything from touching arms to inner thighs to even kissing. Colson’s fall in love very quickly and almost without thinking but most the time their impulse decisions work our pretty well. In bed Colson will be on top but when you get on top he can’t control himself. Colson is a loving partner and a guy every girl wants to be with, to win a Colson’s heart you have to spend as much time with him and never be distant Colson’s crave attention.

“Omg colson and _____ are so cute together, I knew they would be a couple from the start!”

by Lovergirl❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ March 25, 2020

Copson

a general twat.
Doesnt care about anything but himself. Treats women like shit.
And only communicates in violence

C Copson is a twat

by Hah June 11, 2004

conson

A mix of two classic sandwiches, the italian and american sandwich, consisting of both meats.

Sal: Yo, I just had a foot long conson, man was that thing big, but I still managed a 3 bite.

by Sidney Ponson June 26, 2008

consonus

amazing

"i had the most consonus time with you last night"

by Dew Drop January 12, 2010

Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.

Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!

by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011

Colson Phelps

Colson is a guy who no one would want to let go of , he is an amazing friend who will put himself in your shoes to try and help .he can be rude at times but only to the people who hurt the ones he loves . He can be amazing in bed but often only gives his all to the one who deserves it.he is very outgoing and playful .he has a very soft heart and will try to make anyone happy even if it breaks him down,he is a full on romantic with the right person and will never let you down.he is the type of guy your parents will be glad you met because he is loyal,trustworthy and an amazing friend but just don’t piss him off .

Friend1 : my mom won’t let me go out with Kevin .
Friend 2: well obviously his not Colson Phelps

by Flufflepuff March 15, 2019