As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.
A: We've been netflix and chillin' for the past two years, and I want to know if you're ready to hulu and commitment with me? (presents plastic eyeball ring)
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!
by Xenu2001 January 10, 2016
Get the hulu and commitment mug.Commitment: Ones mental fixation on accomplishing a task or a goal. My level of commitment is only limited by my vision of the income produced by the outcome. If the process is too difficult the outcome may be sufficiently larger than the potential income and therefore my commitment may suck.
by yodotcom March 20, 2011
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The natural and perpetual state of human males.
Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."
Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
by randomperson890 March 20, 2010
Get the afraid of commitment mug.When neither person in a relationship (boyfriend, girlfriend, etm.) wants to engage in sexual intercourse, but thinks the other wants "it".
by LATNIO-POWER June 6, 2011
Get the Commitment Sex mug.Popular early 90s movie about a group of people from Dublin who start a band and experience some relief from their mundane and sometimes dismal lives. This movie had a very popular soundtrack.
by sylvy September 24, 2006
Get the the Commitments mug.Something women tend to try say they want, but when they commit to you and you are married and have money, they dump you like you're a dumbshit. (See whoring bitches)
by Nitemare January 18, 2003
Get the commitment mug.I got commitment issues but I’m tryna fix that for you if I can’t afford that bag that you want then I will fix it for you
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