Cobainism

The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain

The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.

by migueltherocker June 30, 2008

Kurt Cobain's Microphone

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

by Sieffy March 21, 2017

I'll get my coat

A line used by someone to make a quick getaway from a stale and awkward moment caused by this particular person. It is a voluntary assertion, to express the person's desire to leave the current location in which they may have just touched on a derogatory subject and it hasn't gone down well.

Miles: Hey David, nice of you to join me and my sophisticated upper class friends at this somewhat formal gathering here; what've you been doing this week then?

David: Well y'know... the usual; rapin' some peeps -

- I'll get my coat.

by ActiasLuna February 24, 2009

Cobratose

Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.

Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."

by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010

coat the ice

bust a nut, creating a pearl necklace

Curtis is about to coat the Ice on Kelly.

by Peach clipboard September 24, 2017

button on a fur coat

A nub of a penis so small that it resembles a button on a fur coat (the fur coat being the pubes).

Billy: "Check it out, I've been using eXtenze all week, and now I'm HUNG!"
Suzie: "Sure, hung like a little pink button on a fur coat. Don't you know that shit doesn't worK?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Kurt Cobain

The lead singer of Nirvana, a truely wonderful man who influenced a generation. Sung such great songs as "Smells Like Teen Spirit", "Im Bloom", "Heart-Shaped Box" and "Lithium". The man who inspired me to pick up a guitar and to try and write songs of my own, and form a small band with some friends. He died before his time, wether is was by suicide or if someone killed him, the sad fact remians that he is no longer with us. He was one of the musical giants of our time, and is greatly missed.

Girl 1: Hey, Smells Like Teen Spirit is on the radio!!
Girl 2: Crank it up, I wanna hear Kurt sing. =D

by Rhyinna Keller December 29, 2004