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Closing the Curtains

Closing the curtains is an action.

When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.

Masturbation Lust Curtains
*Someone comes in the door*

"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
by Carrotman1 November 20, 2014
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Closing

Bringing something to an end, typically in a letter.
The closing of the letter read "Sincerely, Maddie"
by that girl nikki January 12, 2019
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closing all the tabs

Leaving, getting out. Typically implies frustration. Related to closing all the tabs in a tabbed browser, such as Chrome or Firefox.
"I've had it today. It's 5 o'clock and I'm closing all the tabs."
by Doc Nellie February 14, 2012
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closing bell

Te bell that rings to signal that trading has ended. An actual, literal moment of reckoning, when margin calls must be paid.
When the closing bell rang, he was ruined. All of his reserves were wiped out and he owed $6 million on margin.
by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010
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closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.
1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.
by aeather January 26, 2014
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closing kiss

AKA Kiss for Closing. When you know you can't be with your lover (for the greater good or for other reasons) so you give them one last kiss before you say your goodbyes. A kiss to close the relationship.
"I felt like my heart had been ripped out after he broke up with me; but we had a closing kiss to end things gently"
by Boiledmilk June 28, 2018
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Claying out

To react with extreme psychotic behavior to your girlfriend doing just about anything.
He left his girlfriend 23 text messages and 13 voicemails after she didn't respond after 5 minutes, the guy is fucking claying out right now.

He is at her dorm right now banging on her door wondering where she is at. The guy is totally claying out right now.
by PlasticLover October 3, 2018
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