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Chonce

“We took a chonce” - Niall horan
It’s a term used by directioners to ‘make fun of’ how Niall horan pronounces chance in the one direction song ‘18’
Dave- “yo have you took a chonce lately?”

Brian- “a what?”

Dave- “clearly not an elite directioner

-kiss you plays in the background-
by Wetookach0nce March 3, 2021
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Immaculate Concepshit

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
by AdamEntity October 4, 2013
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When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.
Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!
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Concealed Cowgirl

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!
To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.
by Sharktopus Pie May 23, 2011
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a clone apart

A Clone Apart is a comedy machinima series similar to the famous Red vs. Blue, only using Star Wars Battlefront instead of Halo. It was started almost a year ago by a guy named Jeff James and his brother, Ryan, and portrays the story of Clone Trooper Danson-Delta 40, a lackluster soldier who, during the Battle of Utapau, ends up stepping into a portal that sends him 20 years into the future. From then on, the story follows his adventures in this new world to him.
A Clone Apart is the best internet series evar!
by Mr. Awesomepants November 2, 2007
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clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.
I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!
by codinex January 29, 2009
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