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the cloak

video by the maker of charlie the unicorn. a cloak can talk and move. he is trying to stop communism with his floating head, robert. it opens with robert juggling tacos and the cloak on the phone in an office. the cloak is asked to find a lizard who has joined a cult. then robert kills his cat in a microwave. they both go to get a board game for the night. the cloak hates the stuf at toybarn while looking for a game, so he goes to the CEO. he thinks the CEO is a communist, so he puts his ax of capitalism in his face. seeing that a communist would have dusted or turned into a red squid after being impaled by the ax, he discovers he is a Mormon, which the cloak dislikes cuz they are always dressed with fancy outfits and secret underwear. they get the CEOs body out of the building by the cloak wrapping himself around the CEO like being worn. the security guard is suspicious because they didnt take the ax from his face, so he gets killed to. after they bury the bodies, a cop finds them. the cloak tries to ax the cop, but he pulls out a gun. the cloak yells HOLY FREEDOMFRIES and he and robert run to a clocktower. they talk about mormons. a guy comes to the clocktower and tries to sell them shrimp. before leaving, the cloak fullfills a dream: he shoots someone from a clocktower. when they return to the office, the phone rings and the person asks if the lizard was found. robert and the cloak talk about sexy tacos in space, and people come and kill the cloak and robert.
hey i was watching the cloak last night, why was there a fire in ever scene?
oh, it spread from the cloaks office

a lot funnier than i explained
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Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....
#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick
by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010
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God's Cloak

An invisible jacket worn by a person that can preach God's commandments but behind Closed doors commit the 7 most deadly sins
Don't hide behind God's cloak with me, I know you
by PRETTY IN COPPER January 25, 2017
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wizard's cloak

Her wizard's cloak was glorious.
by wielder of the wooden spoon. November 28, 2009
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Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.
My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.
by El Walkerama October 13, 2014
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Magician's cloak

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.
by Bensky March 9, 2014
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Privacy Cloak

Can be a kleenex, wash rag, sticky note, anything to cover the camera eye on the computer you are using to masturbate to porn on the internet "just in case someone is watching on the other end".
Joe used a privacy cloak while fapping to men with balls but he forgot to lock his door and I walked in on him.
by dirtmetal September 9, 2012
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