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clitasaurus

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?
by JordanSummer December 24, 2008
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Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.
"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."
by PatBen22 February 21, 2014
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citispeak

A broad term encompassing numerous variants and 'dialects'. Citispeak is a group of modern hybrid 'languages' born from the amalgamation of numerous traditional tongues. These strange conconctions are thought to result from rapid immigration into crowded urban areas. Components of the mother tongue of these migrants were assimilated by the local populus and merged with colloquial slang etc. to produce 'citispeak'.
One of the most famed examples is that of 'Gaff' a character in Ridley Scott's 'Blade Runner' motion picture, whose citispeak is a mixture of languages including fragments of hungarian.
by Christopher Horne January 8, 2009
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Clitical Hit

Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!
by Kaleephus the Scribe May 12, 2014
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Clitastrophe

Girl:THIS IS A BIG CLITASTROPHE

Boy:SWEET HOME ALABAMA
by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019
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De clitsg

A word that the YouTuber "Jappiegaming" has made up to describe a glitch.
De clitsg has reset
I am very sad now
by Jwvsa June 15, 2021
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clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) technique while giving oral sex to a woman.
"John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error."
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