cling clang

An Asian grandmother.

I fuck that cling clang last night.

by Mendpxian April 26, 2016

Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.

*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion

by Love_Songs July 13, 2014

Cling-on

When you take a shit and shit sticks to, or "clings on" to the bowl.

I flushed the toilet but there's a piece of shit that don't wanna go. I call that shit a cling-on

by bow2ursensai September 4, 2016

Cling Eastwood

Cling Eastwood: A guy you rebound dated, and when it's over-it's never over, not ever! Not for him, because he loves YOU and only you forever...Not time, space or cops can stop him from "loving" you....Stalker Alert! Do whatever it takes to lose this soul-sucking vampire from taking your everything.

My best friend had to leave town because of dating Cling Eastwood....What a douche he turned out to be!

by Shannon O'Brien, Bitches October 24, 2018

cling wrap

The act of literally becoming attached to the other partner, becoming a human sandwich

Human sandwich like a cling wrap (Jacob + Ellie)

by Noompfan1 November 23, 2020

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021

cling bat

a window licker that doesn’t leave you the fuck alone

tahlia was such a cling bat last night. she stuck to jack like a sloth.

by tahliasslothiness00 April 4, 2021