dad click

Verb
1. The art of clumsily finding harm in any otherwise harmless software.
2. To become a magnet for technical glitches.
3. To impulsively activate computer interface elements without thinking or knowing.

"I didn't even TOUCH it, now it's DOING something!"
"No, you Dad Clicked."
--Regular Car Reviews (YouTube): 1978 Mercedes Benz CD300 W123, 3 minutes, 0 seconds

by HCCRPCDrunkenMonkey July 21, 2016

Click factor

Value rating of a person based on how many mouse clicks or screen taps it takes to find their naked photos on the internet.

*Watching a movie*
Dude: Who's that girl? I'm going to check her click factor.
Dude: 3 clicks and I see her titties.
Other dude: Click factor of 3, not bad but she’s no star.

by The Nightfly August 19, 2020

click bait hero

click bait hero (n): an online Samaritan who saves many the pain of opening a sensationalised article by releasing the mundane details in the thread below, typically attaining top comment status.

TOP COMMENT: All you need to know is that Will Smith got his name because it is short for 'William'.

REPLY: You sir, are a click bait hero!

by Spagalucci October 1, 2016

The Click

A YouTuber that is cursed. And he accepted that he's going to hell. He goes through different cursed subreddits. Such as r/NoahGetTheBoat r/GachaLifeCringe r/TheClickOwO (his own sub reddit) and some others. He's also part of Sad Milk.

I'm honestly surprised that there isn't a definition for him yet honestly. Well here's one now!

I watched The Click. I'm going to hell with him.

by Anxious Yankee October 18, 2020

clocky

Usually referring to a trans person who does not "pass" well is said to look "clocky." An outfit can also be clocky, or a shade of make-up. Anything that makes the trans person more obvious.

"Girl, I looked so clocky in that mini-dress last night. I will never wear that again."

by Rlee008 January 17, 2018

cowboy click

A computer user who has no idea what they are doing randomly clicks around hoping the solution will magically appear.

A Geek Squad technician came out to fix my computer today. I watched him cowboy click for about an hour. Afterwards, he told me the solution was to buy a new computer.

by Caligari76 September 8, 2009

click hole

Much like a black hole, but for the Internet. One click leads you to the next which leads you to the next which leads into the next. And the next thing you know, eight hours has passed and you don't exactly know how you got where you are.

I got stuck in a click hole last night of endless puppy videos online. I'm buying a pomsky today.

by Samalamalamalama November 8, 2015