Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

st cletus

this school is absolute trash and utter bull shit. each year at least 5 teachers are fired bc of the students complaints and the homework is unbearable. also, everyone at cletus is a hoe and is desperate for a gf/bf and dates like 30 ppl from other schools around la grange because no one at cletus is attractive. but that’s not all. the popular group at cletus is BULL SHIT. these girls think they’re popular yet half of them don’t have a phone yet, none of them are pretty (besides like 3 of them), none of them can get a boyfriend, their parties are trash, they dress like 8 year old jojo siwa wannabe girls (kinda), they’re really cringey, and they wouldn’t be considered popular anywhere else. so if ur still thinking about going to this school..YOU WILL REGRET IT bc none of the cletus kids are shit whatsoever and everyone out of cletus dislikes them.

friend 1:doesn’t she go to st cletus?

friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD

friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf

by anonymous kid who hates cletus September 23, 2019

yetus the cletus

a way of saying oh my goodness this is bootiful or can be used as a nick name for someone who like flamingo and has mastered the yeet can aslo be used in other ways :)

Yetus the cletus come see these birds there so cool

by Yetus the Cletus August 29, 2019

Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.

I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so cute boys can only see me from the front.

by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008

Cleves

Village near Cincinnati populated with a variety of people from hicks to upper middle class. Three rivers school district takes money away from people every election because they are greedy. Cleves is also a place where many families live and is a safe place. Popular places to go are Skyline, Another Bar, and Wild Mikes.

Person 1-cleves? isnt that a bad place to live
Person 2- God No! its the best village in Ohio

by countrybumpkin13 March 14, 2012

Anne of Cleves nose

A nose that looks long and thin from the front but bumpy and huge from the side. Comes from Henry VIII's reaction when he saw his future wife Anne of Cleves' large proboscus in flesh for the first time, after having seen a "portrait" of her where she had a very cute one. He ended up hating it so much he created his own church so he could divorce her. They stayed friends, but to this day an Anne of Cleves nose will cause it's owner to lean towards plastic surgery.

OhmyGod I have the worst Anne of Cleves nose, so that cute lifeguard can only see me from the front, ok?

by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008

Cletus

froggy

cletus froggy

by Notcletus September 8, 2019