clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014

Lauren Clements

A silly dummy hoe that is also an amazing, pretty girl

Person 1: Yo look!
Person 2: Bro that’s my friend, she’s such a Lauren Clements.

by Nheck January 6, 2020

Walter Clements

An absolute god, the king, the lord, our savior, etc. In no way your typical 7 year old kid on Youtube.

Walter Clements is the only god we worship in this house!

by WTMS369 September 7, 2020

Clement

Sexiest mofo on earth with the most irresistable backside on the planet. Known to be reckless when partying and girls tend to fight over them. CLement's are basically the most awesome people in the world!!

Girl 1: Dude look at that guys ass
Girl 2: daaaaayummmm hes such a clement

boy: wish i had an ass like clement

by wedafukkinbest69 July 11, 2010

Clement Li

One who exaggerates all things to the highest degree. Exaggeration cannot pass this point, because it is at max.

* Player 2 scores 1 goal in a hockey game. *

Player 1: GOod game man!
Player 2: Thanks! Can't believe i scored 8 goals!
Player 1: wtf mate

by Wooten September 29, 2004

clementine

One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me

A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.

Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse

by i don't wanna give u my email! May 12, 2009