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Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
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San Clemente

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roger clements

After you cum in a girl's mouth she spits it into your hand. You then assume a major league pitcher position and throw it fastball style into her face.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend gave me a blowjob I threw a 90 m.p.h Roger Clements at her.
by Chaffee March 23, 2008
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san clemente

A great city of 60,000 people in Orange County, California. San Clemente is the southernmost city in OC before the Camp Pedleton Marine Base. It is known for excellent beaches, perfect year-round weather, families, surfing, bomb food, and Spanish Architecture.

1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.

2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.

3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.

4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.

Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
San Clemente is a great place to grow up!
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Clement Li

to pwn with extremity.
Wow, He Clement Li-ed you, your mom, and your boss.
by Anonymous July 3, 2004
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Clement Lazzerini

Commonly referred to as a French man - often little in size - with a disgraceful personality, often portrayed through his miniscule conk and high pitched squeaky voice. Upon hearing the name, other often chant together, "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
Man1: "oi, clement lazzerini's comin round' the corner."
Man2: "how do ya know? i cant see him."
Man1: "i can hear his high pitched squeaky voice from a mile away!"
Man2: "That's facts bro!"
Man3: "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
by albow de god October 24, 2020
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warren clements

A surgeon that saves lives in the best way possible, he will never be forgotten
by Xxxdoctorbenxxxx May 15, 2019
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