Gay French man. Speaks binary French commonly (oui and quoi only) though he doesn't like to admit it. Beats it to golf magazines and guitar hero youtube videos. Has a tummy. Loves fishing for Marlin off the French Coast. Uses the dark side of the force to turn off cameras. Most common English phrases are "Go Home" "Really?" "You're so gay..." "Good one..." Lazy as hell, but really doesn't care. Thinks he's extremely tall and everyone around him is really short, especially children of German descent that are close to his height. Thinks he runs the place, and all his rules must be followed. Thinks he is the leader of the J Sluts when he isn't a German child is. Thinks he can defy anything and no one can defy him. Mother is an eternal MILF.
Kid: "Oui quoi quoi oui oui oui quoi oui quoi quoi"
Bro1: "Yea whatever..."
Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."
Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"
Bro2: "MILF."
Bro1: "Yea whatever..."
Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."
Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"
Bro2: "MILF."
by juiceboxxxxxx December 11, 2010
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5. A Clemence relies very much on her friends, and they are great ones.
2. A Clemence is suuuupppeerrr Beautiful and gorgeous often is very smart, dont be surprised if your Clemence knows 2 or more languages.
3. A Clemence is usually short and is very good at anything she tries including sports.
4. A Clemence usually falls hard for one guy, and she loves that guy, and she will always love that guy, somewhere, even if she doesnt show it.
5. A Clemence relies very much on her friends, and they are great ones.
by stupidguy24/7 August 22, 2009
Get the Clemence mug.Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.
by clementing101 November 2, 2013
Get the clementing mug.One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
by sfwildflower August 7, 2008
Get the Jemaine Clement mug.Clement as a boy's name is pronounced KLEM-ent. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Clement is "merciful". From Clemens.
A Clement is romantic, knows how to wooo you. Becareful with Clements they have a way of making you love them. They are Strong and Soft like a teddy bear.
They have mesmerizing eyes, that will have you wanting to stare into them for hours. Loyal and devoted these Men love to just spend hours focusing on you and your needs.
Clements have only one down fall they cant resist a good lolipop. They have even created a lolipop with the name Clement.
A Clement is romantic, knows how to wooo you. Becareful with Clements they have a way of making you love them. They are Strong and Soft like a teddy bear.
They have mesmerizing eyes, that will have you wanting to stare into them for hours. Loyal and devoted these Men love to just spend hours focusing on you and your needs.
Clements have only one down fall they cant resist a good lolipop. They have even created a lolipop with the name Clement.
Person 1: Are we going to the Doctors today?
Person 2: Yes I hope he gives me a Clement.
"I want to hug you like a Clement"
Person 2: Yes I hope he gives me a Clement.
"I want to hug you like a Clement"
by dr.smithson December 1, 2011
Get the Clement mug.Clementine is a total sweet heart but don’t get on her bad side or she’ll make h regret it. She’s very stubborn but adorable. She’s a badass but very sweet and cute
by Clementiñe September 25, 2019
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