Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon
Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...
I received Clements Disease.”
I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 21, 2018
"Don't come to San Clemente. this is a cry for help."
by l0dx April 05, 2021
After you cum in a girl's mouth she spits it into your hand. You then assume a major league pitcher position and throw it fastball style into her face.
by Chaffee March 24, 2008
A great city of 60,000 people in Orange County, California. San Clemente is the southernmost city in OC before the Camp Pedleton Marine Base. It is known for excellent beaches, perfect year-round weather, families, surfing, bomb food, and Spanish Architecture.
1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.
2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.
3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.
4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.
Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.
2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.
3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.
4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.
Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
by skateNinvestNstocks June 16, 2007
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