cleft vagina

a vagina in which the labia extends all the way to the naval, similar in nature to a cleft lip.

after fooling around with the chick from the bar all night, i was astonished to discover that she had a cleft vagina... i guess that explains the granny panties.

by Jimbo2004 July 4, 2005

Cleft Dick

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.

John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!

by pussymonsterdickblocker February 18, 2009

natal cleft

medical term for butt crack.

She has a huuuuge natal cleft.

by butt crack May 13, 2005

Cleft Vagina

A vaginal opening that nearly reaches the belly button. when the labia majors extends abnormally high, above the pubic mound. Although this not frequently seen in nature, an abnormally fat woman, or a woman with an extremely plump camel toe could exhibit this condition.

So, did she have a nice pussy?

No!! She had a cleft vagina, that shit nearly connected to her navel!

by El Parchador August 21, 2010

ass cleft

the little tilt inward on the top of one's asshole, not to be confused with the grundle, this tight skin must be broken for full anal penetration.

i snorted coke right off that bitches cleft, then fucking ripped that shit open, and preceeded to rip her oring, wide the fuck open.

by chris/josh May 1, 2005

Love Cleft

The act of crying about cows who got pregnant by a fat mexican and then begging for a dirty muffler

Elliott Harwood did the Love Cleft for 3 days

by fuck yo motha May 12, 2010

Cleft tit

When one's tit is larger than the other. Also known as "sloppy tit" or "awkward jugs" "breastfeeding boobies"

"Hey Eric lift your shirt and show the cleft tit.

"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.

"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."

by Swaggy C da Realest October 8, 2017