That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.
by hotchick880 December 2, 2010
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Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.
Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!
Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.
Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!
by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008
Get the Paulie Carbone mug.1) (n) A hole placed in the side of a pipe or bong. A thumb is placed over it while taking a hit and released just before the use is done inhaling for the purpose of clearing the smoke from the chamber of the device.
2) (n) Abbreviation of carburetor, the part of a 4-stroke internal combustion engine for the purpose of mixing oxygen and petroleum (gasoline).
3) (n) Abbreviation of carbohydrate, a biological compound for the purpose of storing energy.
2) (n) Abbreviation of carburetor, the part of a 4-stroke internal combustion engine for the purpose of mixing oxygen and petroleum (gasoline).
3) (n) Abbreviation of carbohydrate, a biological compound for the purpose of storing energy.
1) Clear the chamber, release the carb!
2) My carb is busted, I'll stop by the mechanic and get it fixed later.
3) That single french fry probably has 20 grams of carbs in it!
2) My carb is busted, I'll stop by the mechanic and get it fixed later.
3) That single french fry probably has 20 grams of carbs in it!
by Geist May 24, 2005
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Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
by Your Eminence November 19, 2013
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by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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