Chlamydia

1. When Someone you don't like passes by. When you look at someone you don't like.

Example:
"Omg It's that bitch Tiffany"
"Ewww I think I caught Chlamydia."
2. Someone you don't like that's Crusty, Musty, Dusty, and Rust.
Example:
"Eww its that bitch Crusty."
"Chlamydia!"

Carter"Omg,Look its Crusty!"
Trevor" Chlamydia!"

by Chlamydia717 April 22, 2016

Clamydity

A word used when one feels like they could contract an STD through the air due to the high levels of humidity and people in one space.

Dude we need to leave this party the clamydity levels are insane.

by foofoo1234 July 15, 2023

Carney Chlamydia

A super specific strain of chlamydiathat can only be caught by having sex with a carnival worker.

She caught a nasty case of carney chlamydia after hooking up with the ferris wheel operator.

by Nicole from Lakeville July 24, 2018

Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

claumydia

claumydia is where you read/type things different, often in a sexual way.

"I got Claumydia and read THE IMPALER instead of CHEVY IMPALA"

"Claumydia made me type COCKING instead of COOKING"

by Claudieko July 14, 2006

Clamydiitis

Fear of clamydia; fear of contracting clamydia; fear of burning urine; fear of prostitutes for the application of sexual intercourse; fear of clams in soup or chowder (clamydia soup) - wet clamydiitis.

Tom wouldn't fuck the skank because of his Clamydiitis.

by Jimmy McNeil December 11, 2003

crackbaby chlamydia

A rare and serious form of chlamydia contracted by fucking a crackbaby whore. crackbaby chlamydia

“Oh my gosh did you hear Steven got STD tested and he’s positive for crackbaby chlamydia?”
“Omg no way!! Poor guy!”

by Swagmoneysky December 3, 2018