Clam jam

The Female version of a “cock block”

She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .

by Stanky D May 10, 2018

Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021

Clam Jam

When you give your friend a bad nick name so that boys don't talk to her and she ends up alone at the end of the night.

Boy: Hi. What are your names?
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!

by Steephy Queefy April 2, 2013

clayjames

Canadian scum, some one who is jealous of the United States.

that clayjames is Canadian scum

by GWB November 16, 2004

Clam Jam

A song sung by a female rock group pertaining to the subjects of heart break, hating men, or expressing ones self in a feminine way.

Man Taylor Swift's song, "Love Story" is one hell of a Clam Jam.

by Lucky16 January 15, 2011

clam jam

The female version of a cockblock; When a female blocks another female friend from scoring a cute boy, due to jealousy or anger.

(Jane was talking to a cute boy at a party when her friend Karen walks up)
Karen: "Okay Jane it's time to go, I have to go home and feed my cat."
Jane: "Aww Karen quit being such a clam jam!"

by FckAllYall October 18, 2010

clam jam

The female equivalent of 'fromunda cheese'

Smegma

Girl: I haven't showered in a week, check out this clam jam!

by shakzilla March 4, 2011