clam

n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.

(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)

(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)

Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!

by cygnus-x1-hemispheres April 1, 2009

clams

Another name for the female genitalia.

DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.

by Blue Mazohizumu July 28, 2005

Clamming

Geordie way of saying starving

I havn't ate all day, i'm absolotly clamming

by Stormteddy August 6, 2011

the clam

a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.

Bob fully intended on sleeping with Sue until he found out she had the clam.

by effyxstonem April 20, 2009

Clamming

Verb.

An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.

"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."

by Katy with a "y" December 1, 2011

Clammed

The girl version of teabagging

Dude, i totally got clammed last night by my chick >=( (4 lujan)

by RissyLo June 9, 2009

clamming

the art of making pearls out of the sand in one's vagina

dylan was clamming, hence the lack of his precense at the kegger.

by mitchell"3lb"koch February 15, 2005