The Nike Crikey

The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.

Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!

Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!

Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*

by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020

Crikey

An expression of surprise, current amongst English schoolboys at least as early as the 1930s.

Crikey, I nearly hit him!

by Keith Gore June 7, 2003

Cokey McKillKill

see George W. Bush

Cokey McKillKill went nuts on Iraq

by Lu June 3, 2003

Cakey Wavytona

Some Dominican bitch that thinks she’s hot shit but really got miles for days and is fat asf now. She used to be mad entertaining back in the day but now she boring and post stupid shit in the gram. Bitch be overcharging her OF for a 30 second video of ha giving wack ass head.

Cakey Wavytona: An embarrassment to her mom, “Big Thotty” “Throat Goat” Ha head game ain’t as good as she claims. (This a fact)

by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022

Crikey

Polite Australian abbreviation for "jesus, seriously, you gotta be fucking SHITTING me."

Crikey, look at the size of her tits!

by Nerje June 5, 2003

Hokey Cokey

A term often used as a signing off marker at the end of a conversation between the richer pedegree of society.

Usually its said sub consciously rather than planned with noticeable joyus audio tones. Rarely will you hear the 'hokey cokey' in a sad / angry manner

button down collared shirts, and bold coloured tie's help distinguish this type of character

raaather! squire, we shall forward to the dining room at once to sample each others tipples. I shall arrange simpson to pick you up within the hour

'Hokey cokey'

*end of conversation*

by Boyzee July 30, 2004

oakey cokey

Cocaine - UK rhyming slang

derived from well-known powder-monkey
Paul Oakenfold and now in common usage...

see also bugle,nose candy,peruvian marching powder,granulated money

We were doing the oakey cokey all night long ...

by Chicago House January 4, 2005