Chimples

Chimples are unfortunate body acne residing around the bum and thigh regions.

Allister popped some gigantic chimpless when he shifted in his seat.

by MissBloodySunshine September 28, 2009

Chumpled

To choke in sport

Berdych chumpled the twelfth game of the second set to Rafa in the 2010 Wimbledon final.

by ZaZopolis July 7, 2010

cumpulsive

Sexual compulsion

"Why did you fuck him?"

"I dunno. It was cumpulsive"

by iloling December 24, 2013

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

Crumpulent

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.

Wow, crumpulent!

by Bagoul March 17, 2023

chumblesum

To define an extremely bothersome task.

Milking the cows is so chumblesum.

by wordsforyears January 1, 2024

chomplestonk

A hard stool that usually comes out of your butt.

"Im chomplestonking"

by bsusns June 1, 2024