cuffed and stuffed

To be arrested by being handcuffed and placed rudely into a police car.

Ben: "What happened to Steve last night?
Gil: "Steve was caught with some blow on him, and he was cuffed and stuffed. He's getting out on bail later today."

by Christopher Graham February 24, 2006

Chuff

Yorkshire slang for a woman’s vagina. Most commonly used in the Doncaster area.

Ooooh, fuckin ell mate. I wer laying in bed last night and me finger slipped right up me chuff

by Hoo See December 8, 2018

bust up that chifferobe

To smack up some booty. In the novel To Kill A Mocking Bird, Tom Robinson is asked to "come in an bust up the chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell. But upon entry into the house, Mayella makes swift sexual advances toward Robinson, hence, bust up that chifferobe means to smack up a fine piece of ass.

"Hey Jim, I saw you leave with that girl. You bust up that chifferobe?"

by BoboFish January 31, 2016

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

churffee

1) A combination of two words: church and coffee. Churffee is the low quality, flavorless coffee served at church functions, cheap receptions, work luncheons and offices worldwide. It is only fit to be consumed as a last resort and requires the addition of sugar and creamer to make it palatable.

2) The Hellspawn, bastard son of coffee.

"Are you ready for this 3 hour meeting?"
"Hold on, I need to get some churffee first."

"This office always brews the worst churffee."

by Forest Jones September 12, 2008

Chuffy

A male who is buff and chubby combined.

"You see that man, he's a chuffy'
buff chubby

"I like a chuffy man"

by K1803 December 28, 2013

chuffs and bumps

It's another name to pussy and boobs.

I'm not letting anyone I know see me chuffs and bumps, if I get naked.

by yug May 31, 2007