chubalabaphant

When you’re so overweight even your pull up pants don’t fit.

I tried to wear my fat pants today but I couldn’t pull them up since I’m a chubalabaphant.

by dawnnhelene October 28, 2021

Chub Chomper

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.

That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.

by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009

chub rub

the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.

chub rub from long walks or physical activity

by jackmc3913 November 22, 2009

chibai

Extremely harsh and vulgar term for 'vagina'. Origin from the Chinese dialect, Hokkien. Typically used when cursing something or someone. Often preceded by the word 'chau' which means smelly.

Did you see that?! Chau chibai! The dumb twat cut in front of me!

by krazy Ivan July 15, 2004

chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010

chub and tuck

When someone hides their stomach fat by tucking in their shirt

"DJ Khaled has a nice chub and tuck"

by Sherock Holmes January 31, 2016

Chabangbang

The act that is the culmination of sweat, blood, and in rare cases, tears, over the painstaking admiration of a girl over a prolonged period of time that eventually leads to her mutual admiration, dating, hugging, kissing, loving, etc until the big moment. INTERcourse.

Guy #1: "Man, the chabangbang was so worth the effort put into the relationship."

Guy #2: "I know, right?"

by Bob Hobo February 15, 2009