chronic bachelor

A guy who avoids female relationships, but relies mostly on various female sexual encounters for pleasure.

Even though he won't get married, he is still livin the life as a chronic bachelor.

by Mr. Chronic Bachelor December 9, 2008

Chromatica

A fictional land where kindness rules all, and everyone is equal to one another, where love is the law, and where people of all races, and colors are accepted. It's also the name of Lady Gaga's upcoming sixth album.

Guy 1: What did Lady Gaga just say on Twitter the other day?

Guy 2: She said that Earth is cancelled, and that she lives on Chromatica.

by ChromaticaLand April 1, 2020

Chronically Online

Chronically online describes those who spend so much time online that they distort their sense of reality and hinder their ability to communicate effectively on any topics because they lack hands-on experience.

Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.

Online personality: My dog fell down the stairs, but he’s been checked up on and is okay.

Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨

by CornelThorn November 1, 2021

chromatic

Someone who is so bipolar, that everything they say has a different emotion to it, so you never know what to expect.
Also a wide-range of emotions in a short time. This is not considered classy in any way.

Jessica: Hey Justin. How are you?
Justin: I'm having a great day.
Jessica: That's really good.
Justin: NO IT ISN'T I HATE MY LIFE.
Jessica: .......
Justin: JK LOL BAHAHAHAHAH
Jessica: Jeez, stop being so chromatic....

by mynameisgrass November 14, 2011

Chronically Online

Chronically Online is a term for someone who doesn’t stop referencing online terms.Usually this term will apply when someone is showing signs of online humor , words and phrases in the real world.

Bob:“Dude this you see that girl over there,I think shes into you she keeps looking over here.”

Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”

by activis_user_12 January 26, 2023

CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome)

An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.

Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.

The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.

Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part

CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) is the reason for Happy Hour.

by Killroy74 August 30, 2010

420 Chronic Street

Where Ganja Clause lives

Santa Clause lives at the north pole, but Ganja Clause lives at 420 Chronic Street

by Brown Bear :) August 17, 2008