Chonce

Niall's fucked up way of pronouncing "chance" in the song "18" by One Direction.

Niall: "We took a chonce, God knows we tried."
The World: "ITS CHANCE YOU DUMB FUCK."
Niall: "weyhey."

by bluehairdontcare October 15, 2015

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006

Chawner

A very fat, unattractive person, male or female, usually stupid with it. In the front ranks of the obesity epidemic.

On the flight down here I was practically squashed out of my seat by the chawner next to me overflowing into my space.

by Bob Hudson November 4, 2010

chon chon

The funniest line in the movie "Blood In Blood Out",

Popeye: You white bitch, GIVE ME SOME CHON CHON!

by tr4pkill4 January 27, 2008

chodney

A term associated with black, it can refer to both objects and people.

Jack always confuses chorney with chodney.

by RevenuitsPanda April 1, 2008

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012

chon ben

to smoke weed or to be high from smoking marijuana

"Hey do you want to chon ben before the football game."
"Daniel is totally chon ben right now, look at how red his eyes are."

by ndlog May 26, 2017