chooch

The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" and means jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately.

Every time Mike K. drinks, he acts like a chooch.

by JoeFrat September 22, 2008

Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

by Memelordicus July 3, 2019

Chocha Beach

A derogatory nickname for Orchard Beach, the only beach located in the borough of the Bronx in New York CIty. Known for its' loud music, trash-laden sands (during high season in summer months), the dark and often smelly waters of the Long Island Sound, it is frequented by many Bronxites and locals from April to early October.

Due to the abundant number of "hoochies" (horned up females hunting for dick) dressed in skimpy bikinis, bathing suits, or shorts, many male patrons are on the look-out for "cho-cha" (Spanish slang for "vagina" or "pussy".)

There is no chance in hell I am going to spend my summer at Chocha Beach. That's a welfare version of the Hamptons.

by TheLWord75 March 9, 2020

Chauching

The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.

Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."

by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015

Choch

Another word for a jerk or tool. There are many derivitives such as Dinglechoch, Choch McMuffin, Chicken Choch Pie, and Chochbag just to name a few.

Man that Max kid is such a Choch.

by OperationCWAL95 November 6, 2010

chocho

A term used in Spain that's slang for vagina. In other words it means pussy. Additionally, it is used in the southern region of Spain, Andalucia, to mean chick. Essentially, it is the counterpart of picha. In Gaditano dialect, the lingo of Caidz, it is pronounced "shosho".

-Me pica el chocho. A lo mejor tengo los piojos púbicos. (crabs).

-¿Que pasa chocho?
-Nada, picha.

-Tengo un chocho electrico

by E Hella August 19, 2006

chauch

Pritty boys who are beefy, vain, do stripper dances at the club and think its hot, wear tight shirts.
Also possibly tan, use hair products, go to the gym to be looked at, have frosted tiped hair.

Look at those chauchy guys over there, they look more into themselves than that himboTrent.

by smoothy-o January 16, 2005