choculama

n. - A disciple of Choculus Christ, an adherent to Choculism who has reached the highest levels of choculism.

This wise, old choculama is going to come and speak to our school in a month on the supreme revelation of the insides of the burrito.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

Count Chocula

Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.

That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.

by real tik tok January 17, 2011

chotu488

The greatest of all time

Michael Jordan is the chotu488 of basketball

by Edpfan488 November 25, 2021

choculate

v. - the act of choculation

I choculated at Burger King after smelling and eating the delicious burgers.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

Chotu

A chotu is Shayan Nizami, because I call him that.

Chotu kitna cute hai.

by Sarah March 29, 2005

Chopular

The act of doing a helicopter with your penis inside of ones vagina. It can also be done inside of the anus. You can also chopular around the skin of the vagina or anal region.

Babe, chopular as your shooting out your cum. (www.pornhub.com)

by Mister Hedgehog August 1, 2016

count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006