Charkin

The act of pestering or Stalking a person

A person can also be a "charker" if they have done something impeccably stupid. but it is usually not used in this sense unless there stupidity has been an annoyance.

ay, stop charkin on me!

your such a charker

dont be charkin

by Dougie#2 November 14, 2010

I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Chock-full

Full to capacity
Filled to the max
To the brim of capacity

After John goes to the mud room, it is chock-full of shit.

by Shanky81 August 1, 2014

Chockendipper

A piece of fried chicken on a stick, dipped in chocolate, whipped cream and sprinkles, with a dash of olive oil.

I added hot sauce to my chockendipper to make a hot chockendipper.

by Hippynotnathan February 9, 2009

Choked sneakers

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

Chirken

Chirken, not to be mistaken for chicken, is a delectable trio of meats: Chicken, turkey and beef. Traditionaly made in cube form, but in modern practice is made in Swedish meatball form. Originally made in 2015 by three third graders. Chirken day is nationally celebrated by many. On May 6th it is traditionally practiced that you should make this concoction. The staple ingredient to accurately depict the original mixture is Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce.

“Let’s make some chirken this weekend!”

by The Warthog Mafia June 7, 2018