cretard

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

by smartieracer May 12, 2004

Chrontard

Someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.

Mari: OMG GABE. You are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.

Gabe: that's nice..

Mari: it is VERY.

Gabe: Actually, it's not..

Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.

Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.

Mari: Yah me too. :

Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*

by iwishiwerelikegabe January 20, 2008

whoretard

A person, usually female, who is termed "easy" and still doesn't have the sense God gave a rock

Molly: Did you see the girl on Maury who tested twenty men and still didn't find her baby daddy?
Amy: What a whoretard!

by Humresdir May 5, 2011

chasetarded

Adjective: Used to desribe an activity so unbelieveably stupid that the very thought of this act causes others to wish for your immediate death. Used to desribe someone so absolutley ugly that the very sight of them causes one to simultaneously cry and vomit. Sightings of chasetarded individuals may be instantly fatal to small children and pets upon visual contact.

That guy I work with is so chasetarded that the first time I laid eyes on him my body immediately evacuated itself of all fluids sending shit, blood, piss, and bile spewing from every available orifice.

by ohfuqyes October 6, 2011

cretard

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010

corehard

See Hardcore

Thats some corehard bitch smacking.

by Justin March 18, 2004

Cretard

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.

Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.

by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010