cooser

The definition of a cooser is "a really big loser".
It can be used in many contexts.

Haha!
You're such a cooser

by guosjfnjohjsaorhjewnmpayr May 26, 2008

chooker

Someone who exemplifies all the qualities typically associated with people who carry themselves without any taste or class or tact. Also applies to someone who enthusiastically subscribes to the working class, or street thug lifestyle. The word originates from Pacheco, a dowtrodden suburb of Concord, CA. Often the term is used by upwardly mobile snobby types who want to discreetly mock those in their midst who they view as below them in the social order.

Check out that total chooker at the bar, smoking her Marlboro Lights 100s. Not only are her acid wash jeans painted on, but I bet she left the T-Tops on her Trans-Am tonite because she didn't want to mess up her feathered, Aquanet hair.

by Pat Rick Bateman February 15, 2006

Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Choose Up

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.

Choose up or loose me

by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017

Chooter

(n) A dislikeable person; someone who is mean to others or treats others with disrespect

Carl just stole another fifth grader's lunch money! What a chooter!

by DJCALLY23 March 2, 2010

choose up

To have sex no strings attached. A term made popular in the Inland Empire. Other variations of the word choosing, chose, chose up.

"That girl at the party chose up last night"
" I'm trying to choose up this weekend"
" People stay choosing up on me man"
" If you ain't choosing you're losing"

by Hayzell December 16, 2012

cooser

The combination between cool, and loser. Meaning a cool looser. Usually someone not cool, yet not a loser.

Hey wussup mady, yah such a cooer.

by bzerk July 6, 2005