Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.

Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

Champaggin

A mispronounced word used by Zapp Brannigan in the Love's Labours Lost in Space episode of Futurama.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the champaggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!

by Urban_buzz August 6, 2011

champagneros

companions in champagne drinking. like compañeros, but inference is that it relates to friends getting completely and totally shithoused as a group.

Bronson really lit it up with his champagneros on their wine tour in the Russian River Valley. After the second pole dance with the vehicle in motion, the bus driver had to pull over kick his ass.

by bhbronson August 13, 2010

Champagne of victory

The act of coming due to masturbation after a heated argument with your significant other when you won the argument and she refuse to have sex with you for days.

"Maybe she won't sleep with you for af couple of days, who cares? Rub it out like a man, it's the Champagne of victory!"

by whatsthatphraseagain January 26, 2018

dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob

i swear jim is a dong chomper

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

Sparkles and Champagne

a song from a well-knowed youtuber “CJ SO COOL”

Sparkles and Champagne, Vip my section royalty looking sexy you know that be my bae

by ykwhojayis June 15, 2021

Chub Chomper

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.

That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.

by Beanbag Ballsack January 8, 2009