chode whisperer

When a gay man is performing a rim job on another fag, and talks dirty into the said chode, to heighten sensual atmosphere.

With a lispe Shartz exclaimed to his partner, you dirty chode whisperer, I can hardly contain my gayness!

by Fishbucky June 8, 2009

chode in the hole

when a man with a chode has sex usually with someone with a gunt

bob fancied a bit of chode in the hole so got his chode out and stuck it into julies gunt

by chode mcchode December 3, 2007

Chodeitis

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

Chodeknocker

A person who is a complete udder fool & Likes to knock and or get's knocked in the face with chode's.

Also another name for a stupid whore

Guy: Dude! I went out with this girl last night named skye, found out she was a chodeknocker

Friend: Bummer man....

by McLovinpants December 17, 2010

Cold Choder

When your girlfriend denies your Chode.

My girlfriend and i were about to get it on, but when i pulled down my pants, she gave me the Cold Choder.

by Here All Day January 25, 2010

Chode

A penis that's girth exceeds its length.

Where we're going, we don't need chodes!

by Follow the yellow brick chode! May 3, 2016

Choder Monkey

A term used to refer to a stupid goofy ass child, young adult, or immature adult. Also, refers to a member of a group of people that sit around all day and argue over the definition of the word Chode.

I beat down that little Choder Monkey when he steps out of line, no doubt!!!

Check out all those fuckin choder monkey's on urban dictionary.com

by Apollo Isley May 1, 2007