A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of
breaking up with her, you hit her with a
chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding
doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total
gutter slut and cheated on me with some
douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the
gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!