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Chocolate rain 

Rain that is made of chocolate and is often looked at.

Chocolate Rain 

Nickname for Ben Gordon, the shooting guard for the Chicago Bulls.
Man, Ben Gordon is chocolate rain. He hit's 3's like crazy.
Chocolate Rain by MaCar July 20, 2008

Chocolate Rain 

Similar to a golden shower, Chocolate Rain is when black people have diahreeha all over each other.
We gave this bitch a gnarly chocolate rain in my kitty pool the other day. It's gonna stank up the backyard for a month!
Chocolate Rain by Uh... Steve April 23, 2017

Chocolate Rain 

Someone who shits in The Jug and inhales the fumesl
Seabob was enjoying Chocolate Rain by her own flavor
Chocolate Rain by luciefiege August 16, 2017

chocolate rain 

Stripper: dude I got the sweetest Chocolate Rain last night!

Stripper 2: Oh sweet! I want one!
chocolate rain by BoiBoi0801 December 16, 2017

Chocolate Rain 

A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.

Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.

Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
Chocolate Rain by Stoney69 January 9, 2019