Chaffin Head

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.

"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"

by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011

choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.

man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.

by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008

Chaff

Something that is of low quality and trashy. The opposite of swanky. From the Bible reference "separating the wheat from the chaff"

This Cafeteria lunch is so chaff.

That was a chaff pool shot.

by Swagmaster3.14159 October 25, 2015

Chafarobe

An itchy robe or clothing that chafes at your skin and creates a rash.

"Dude, check out this rash, its from that damn chafarobe."

by hannah;keziah November 17, 2007

mobile chafing

the gradual deterioration of pocket fabric where a cellular device has been repeatedly stored, thus, causing excessive rubbing that results in an irritated, worn out patch on a pair of pants

These jeans aren't from Abercrombie & Fitch, that's just mobile chafing.

All the change fell out of my pocket because of mobile chafing.

Darn you, mobile chafing! Now you can see my thigh.

by H Jr. December 13, 2010

Chuff Chafe

To wear out a girl's pussy through rough, but pleasurable sexual activity. Chuff Chafe leaves the vagina extremely sore, generally pink and puffy. May result in limited ability for further sexual activity for several days. May impair ability to walk without mild pain. May be treated with salves, creams or ice packs.

Roger took Carla on an extended weekend get away. While there was lots to see and do, they remained inside the hotel room all weekend having every form of imaginable vaginal sex. Roger rode her so hard he left her with a severe case of Chuff Chafe. She could barely sit in her chair at the office on Monday without applying a cold pack.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

chafer

A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.

S/he's enormous, what a chafer!

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006