choade

(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus

Keep your choade clean

by Diggs May 13, 2005

Chodeliness

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode

That guy had mega chodeliness.

by GR][M July 3, 2009

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

choadeo

a circle jerk consisting of only people with choads..generally midgets

yea i was just in this massive choadeo this morning

by baconballssach July 3, 2011

Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.

"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"

by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012

chodelife

A man who makes fun of everyone, acts like a dick and will never get a girl

You know that kid Ali? He's such a chodelife

by ehfhedsvuieguiafhurei August 17, 2016