Chlamydia Kyle

Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).

Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?

Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).

"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"

"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."

by thatskarma March 30, 2013

Chlamydia

A Romanian immigrant from far lands. Usually 3ft 2 but constantly suggests it (mutt) is average height. White as fuck, probably abused by albinos in the harsh winters of Moscow. Normally referred to as a mutt slutt and or a Romanian refugee. Visa is pending. Has a tendency to like gay boys almost parallel to James Charles and likes Shrek even though she knows his dark past (Shrek is love Shrek is life). On the CIA watchlist and is known for the harsh statement ' I want to kill all the singhs', though claims to be 'part Asian' which in the end concludes the mutt in considering a genocide. In conclusion, if you ever meet a mutt like that be wary as it might give you Ebola

Russ - 'Dont have sex with no condom'
Chlamydia - ' Maud '

by RussianIdiot101 May 28, 2019

Facebook chamelion

(n.)
Someone who frequently changes his or her profile picture on Facebook

John is such a facebook chamelion, it always throws me off when he writes on my wall 'cause it changes all the fucking time!

by Than July 20, 2008

Chlamydia

1. When Someone you don't like passes by. When you look at someone you don't like.

Example:
"Omg It's that bitch Tiffany"
"Ewww I think I caught Chlamydia."
2. Someone you don't like that's Crusty, Musty, Dusty, and Rust.
Example:
"Eww its that bitch Crusty."
"Chlamydia!"

Carter"Omg,Look its Crusty!"
Trevor" Chlamydia!"

by Chlamydia717 April 22, 2016

chameliorate

To make things better by blending in with the current trend, feeling, or situation.

To avoid arguing about politics in the bar, John decided to chameliorate. He kept his opinion to himself and just drank and nodded.

by Sarcastibastard October 3, 2011

Chameleationship

When you completely lose yourself and adapt to someone else's interests while dating.

He hates Vampires, but all of a sudden, he watches True Blood every Sunday because of his chameleationship.

by Leniii August 18, 2014

camelia_porter

Camelia_porter is a very nice young man. He is really good at sex, and when he shoves his pike pole up my ass all I can do is moan like a federal Q2A. When you choke on his load all you can do is cough like Rescue 1's airhorn. He is hotter than the flame that burned down my home and looks a lot better than even Rescue 1! His cumshot is just like a pressurized attack line, pumping gallons and gallons a minute.

Damn, I want to be like Camelia_Porter.

by Daniel_TheRealOne August 7, 2019