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chippie

UK fast food shops specialising in battered and fried cod with chips.

Note: chips are what the US would call fries.
I'm off to the chippie to pick up some dinner
by apathetic July 2, 2004
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Chippenham

Chippenham is a market town in Wiltshire, England
My holiday was canceled and we ended up having to go to Chippenham.
by Lord Bobalot March 22, 2011
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chipped

a tramp just got chipped
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chipple my whipple

Chipple my whipple means tickle my baby, but it sound oddly dirty.
guy1: "Whats up homosexual pig"
guy2: "chipple my whipple dirtbag"
by ChippleMyWhippleBaby August 7, 2010
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Chippenham

The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.

The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!

In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham
by Reggiedownthestreet July 30, 2021
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Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.
by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009
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Chirpse

To flirt with intention
by kandikittenxox December 18, 2012
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