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Chinese Cartoon

What normal people call anime... Mostly, if you watch them, you'll hear your middle-aged mom say this.
My son's hobby? He watches and collects Chinese cartoons.
by icantfeelmyarms October 23, 2012
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Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would
"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"
by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016
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Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.
"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."
by JohnnoIsAwesome May 14, 2014
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Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.
Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.
by DannyBonco March 15, 2007
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Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.
Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.
by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014
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chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.
by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015
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chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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