rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Chimployee

A simple minded, and often single-tasked employee. Although chimployees are not required to perform difficult tasks, those tasks they do perform are often done poorly. The butt of many jokes, the chimployee rarely goes above and beyond the efforts of other, more effective employees. Given half a chance, the chimployee will usually act like a moron.

"Hey Dan, did you see the chimployee they hired to replace the lightbulbs in Building B?"

"Yeah. I tried to talk to him about breakfast and he nearly fell off the scaffold."

by meowbiskit November 20, 2009

chomple

Bite, chomp, eat, chew, or otherwise consume with gusto

If you're looking for something to chomple, see the recommendations at chomple.com!

by Jody M January 30, 2009

Chimpler

Portmanteau of cheaper and simpler.

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.

by Cilldar September 2, 2010

Chumplet

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

by LBE May 14, 2006

Chimped

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)

Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her

by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011

chimples

Rare dimples that appear at either side of ones chin

Oh look, Michelle has chimples!

by matthew bewick March 25, 2008