Cheto

An Argentine word meaning “very rich” or a “millionaire”

that guy is so cheto omg
(Arg spanish: ese pibe es re cheto lpm)

by xobitchxo December 21, 2018

Cetosirenians

A group of mammals that includes cetaceans and sirenians. They live a fully aquatic life in oceans and shallow waters.

How are cetosirenians ungulates? Do they have hooves: no. Do they walk on land: no. Do they have fur on their bodies: no. This is one of those eternal questions we shall never know the answer to! ;)

by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! August 5, 2020

A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax

I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.

by viper1109 January 22, 2015

Cheetos

obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana

-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009

Cheetos

A cheesy snack created by a genius

Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!

by Hooker247 June 28, 2009

hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese

Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos

by Joe Tamalis November 23, 2007

Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.

Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.

by Honky Reducer August 1, 2010