verb - to react viciously in anger quickly without thinking
noun - one who reacts viciously in anger quickly without thinking
noun - one who reacts viciously in anger quickly without thinking
I read the first line of her email and choffed the shit out of her with the reply! Then, I realized I took the first sentence completely out of context. I should have read the rest of the email instead of being a fucking choff!
I was trying to explain I was late because I got in a car accident but my boss choffed the fuck out of me before I could even get a word in... What a choff!
I was trying to explain I was late because I got in a car accident but my boss choffed the fuck out of me before I could even get a word in... What a choff!
by Sick Of Choff November 14, 2014
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On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'
On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'
by Growey February 20, 2011
Get the Onky Choff mug.Way of life. It's frat stacking your beers or wearing costa del mars. It's getting baked and sitting on your couch all day long. It's knocking up a hot chick, just to make some skinny ass red head punk cry. It's getting wasted on the beaches of Sea Side Florida at 3 in the afternoon. It's taking your shirt off in a nice restaurant because you don't know where the hell you are. It's Spring Break 2010 and 2011 and 20etc. It's a chick with nice jugs rubbing your legs down with tanning lotion. It's some drunk guy telling you he's Captain Randy and that he is gunna show you one hell of a night. It's no shoes and no socks when it's below 60 degrees. It's frisbee golf after a nice pound of grass. Having BBQ in the front yard when its colder than a witches tit outside. It has nothing to do with the movie Juno. It is dank. It is a slurpee on a 4th of july.
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Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.
Mark: Hey dude!
Ace: What?
Mark: You know that hot chick i was talking too?
Ace: Yeah.
Mark: Well the downstairs plumbing is working cause she's pregnant.
Ace: Right on.
Mark: Yep, and that skinny ass red head kid from across the street started crying like a pussy when i told him about it.
Ace: Nice.
Mark: Yup.
Ace: Want to go take our shirts off.
Mark: They are off.
Ace: Nice, I'd say we're cheffin hard today.
by Ryan Glascoe March 21, 2010
Get the Cheffin mug.A person who acts like a chef and thinks they are a chef.
A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.
A grown man who acts like a baby.
A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.
A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.
A grown man who acts like a baby.
A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.
The cheffery dosen't know anything about ticket time.
Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.
If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.
I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.
I guess cheffery think's we like him.
To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.
Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.
Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.
If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.
I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.
I guess cheffery think's we like him.
To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.
Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.
by 4getaboudit October 12, 2010
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Get the cheffie mug.cheffy is the name given to a boy who behaves like your friend one minute and then acts like a disgusting cunt the next . the use innopropriate language and often present vile sexual advances.
cheffy: hey ! <3 how has your day been ? xx
friend: hiya , its been good lol !<3 x what have you been up to ?
cheffy: smashing your back doors in is what ive been doing ;-)
friend:ugh you make my skin crawl you pathetic cunt sort your life out .
friend: hiya , its been good lol !<3 x what have you been up to ?
cheffy: smashing your back doors in is what ive been doing ;-)
friend:ugh you make my skin crawl you pathetic cunt sort your life out .
by cuntbreath July 1, 2011
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