cheneyism

a figure of speech expressing a fantasy, generally used to manipulate (ie. "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." --March 16, 2003, or "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- June 20, 2005)

He used many forms of cheneyism is his relationships with women, most commonly, "Of course I'll still respect you."

by waynenp July 14, 2008

Chelzy

A girl who is so shy but when you get to know her, her mouth doesn't shut up. A very beautiful inside and out. Must be a fallen angel. Sometimes she's funny but mostly she's corny asf.

Chelzy is the prettiest girl in the world.

by Vhen November 24, 2021

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003

Dick Cheney

The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.

by Paresthesia April 10, 2006

Chelcy

A simple girl who people can never really understand. She is unique and hilarious. She has many talents and is very used to people misspelling her name. She can either be a shy Chelcy or a bold, outgoing Chelcy. No in between. Hold on to a Chelcy. She is a keeper. She will show you love and affection and make sure you know you’re wanted. But be careful. Don’t brake a Chelcy's heart. You’ll miss het when you see her wondering the streets with her life perfectly fixed life.

Bob: Did you hear about the new girl?
Alyssa: Yeah, she seems like a Chelcy. I wanna be friends with her!

by Ilovefoodanddudesandstuff November 6, 2017

Dick Cheney

A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.

Fred: why?

Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!

by CHOWnoobCHOW April 20, 2009

Dick Cheney

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009