CheeseBorg

An epic xbox live gamer who is obsessed with cheese.

Tyler is such a cheeseborg.

by fm1337 September 2, 2013

Cheesetopia

noun, a utopian country in which all of the government is based upon cheese.

Cheesetopia is the best country in the world!

by Nathan June 23, 2003

cheesebowl

A collection of pick-up lines used for different attempts for a man to get his woman in the sack. Also, a series of clicking noises sometimes resulting in a swift kick to the groin.

Big D looked deep into his cheesebowl but the cheerleader wasn't buying any of it.

by SN Wrist April 23, 2007

cheesemonger

Seller of cheese for personal or domestic uses

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

by bob November 23, 2002

Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

by Confuction October 19, 2020

cheesetoenail

A generally weird person, most likely satanistic

Damn ur so cheesetoenail bro

by TotallySane October 17, 2021

cheesecorn

Adjective
Not just cheesy, as in overly sentimental, but also corny,as in cliched.
The superlative of both words.

"That cover band was pure cheesecorn"

by downtownlynn March 11, 2009