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Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.
'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'
by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012
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cheeseball

A person who uses cheezy phrases.
These phrases are often followed by the cheezeball's uncontrollable laughter at their own jokes, so the people who hear the joke start to laugh too - just because it's so cheezy. Used in a cute but condescending way.

Typical cheezeballs: Parents, Teachers, Dorky friends
Typical cheezeball phrases:
Parent talking to daughter: "Honey, if you like Fall Out Boy, you must be a Fall Out Girl!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Teacher talking to students: "To get a line perpendicular to this one, what do you have to do to the slope? Do what Missy Elliot does! Flip it and reverse it!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dorky friend talking to other friend: "Man, that guy's hot like... like... like an oven!" *laughter and slight awkwardness*
My friend is such a cheeseball. If only he'd get some quality jokes.
by thornrozes July 16, 2008
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cheeseball

A guy who says ridiculously stupid things in an attempt to get laid, thus ruining his chances.
Cheeseball: You're more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Female Respondent: Dude, I'm fifty fucking four years old, and I've actually seen a mirror in the current millennium. Anyway, even when I was her age that would have been an absurd statement.

Cheeseball: Oh, how could you insult me by implying I'm not telling the truth?

FR: OK, cheeseball, that's it. Get the fuck out.
by romanesco September 7, 2010
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cheesebadger

this big fat fuck who does a shit-load of insane and retarded definitions. damn funny, though.
what the fuck?? dog-a-thon?? oh... its just Cheesebadger, that explains it.
by edward_pumpernickel January 10, 2005
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Cheeseman

A faggot with a fondness for buttplugs
That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass
by Dave Holloway October 17, 2003
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cheeseball

In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)
I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.
by Icelandair January 16, 2008
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cheesebread

when you dent your car so bad that it looks like a piece of bread smothered with cheese.
AH FUCK i just cheesebreaded my car! my dads gonna KILL ME!
by David Cheese December 9, 2008
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