chatterbug

Someone who talks a lot

Do you ever shut up chatterbug?

by loren87 June 16, 2016

Chatteris

A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.

Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.

These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.

Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.

Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.

Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.

by bellendstolemyforks May 31, 2011

chater

This word has direct roots from the word chate. It is someone who commits an act that is defined as chate.

Dan is a chater!
Dan is chater then exams!

by JonnyV September 21, 2004

Chatterwaul

Derived from chatter and caterwaul, means for several people to excitedly talk over each other trying to convey vital information about the same topic.

She sat in her customary seat, the love seat perpendicular to the sofa that faced the television, and kept muttering as she waited for her parents, who stood in the doorway to her room chatterwauling.
From What the Shadow Told Me

by Biminim January 19, 2005

chatterpooping

Talking on the phone while taking a dump.

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.

by tlabe March 18, 2008

chattersnatch

An annoying girl who won't stop yapping. When she speaks it sounds like nails on a chalkboard and makes you want to tear your ears off with rusty pliers. The only way to shut her up is to shove your cock in her mouth or cut her tongue off.

I got stuck talking with my girlfriend's sister all last night. That chattersnatch wouldn't shut the fuck up!!

by Jdogg15 August 22, 2015

chatterjeeism

Medical Condition presenting as a cult-like personality trait that leads to decisions made based on person's own belief that they know what is best, despite evidence to the contrary. Can lead to dangerous decisions that may or may not be documented in record. Practitioners of this condition are often hard to find when SHTF.

Dr. (insert name) isnt here because they developed chatterjeeism after their treatment caused patient to code suddenly.

by whodovudu June 29, 2018