Chadpoleasarous

A Chadpoleasarous is an amphibious dinosaur species . They are rare, and there is only one known to be living in the United States. They roam the hallways of high-schools, and eat the innocent school children. They are very violent, and choose to stalk their female prey. Chadpoleasari have to remain in the hallways of their high-schools, or else the sun will pierce their weak skin, shriveling their entire bodies. This species chooses homosexual (gay) tendencies even though they usually are caught using cheap dinosaur lines on their sexual subjects. Insecure, though, Chadpolesaurus pretends to be attracted to females. Be warned, this is a cover up. Chadpoleasarous often fantasizes about male Gambacerotops.

“RUN!! ITS A CHADPOLEASAUROUS!!”

“Look at that Chadpoleasarous hitting on that girl! It’s clearly a cover up... i saw him staring at a Gambacerotops earlier..."

by aliancenumberone June 18, 2010

Chappelling

(verb) - Having anything and everything go wrong at the most inopportune of times. One may say that they're "really killing it right now, guys" or that "this is fine, everything is fine" when it is indeed the exact opposite.

You know you're Chappelling pretty hard when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharmacology and your charging cord lights on fire.

by TheERSlimShady October 5, 2016

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

dave chappelle

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it

Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"

by African Bombatta and th Zulu Nation January 2, 2006

Chappal

An Indian slipper used by Indian parents to shape their kids for a better tomorrow.

JHON DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR ILL GIVE YOU THE CHAPPAL!

by MeGramarB God August 6, 2017

Chapped Lups

adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.

Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?

Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.

Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.

by Swaburd June 5, 2011

dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle

by MayaEA April 22, 2006