Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Massive Champ

Descriptive term for an incredibly arrogant & egotistical man who has considerably over-achieved in their life for no apparent reason. Often a tradesman or a footballer, a massive champ is easily distinguishable by his clothes: collared up shirt, truckies hat, white shoes & yellow wristband.

That chick at the bar is incredibily good looking, but have a look at the massive champ who is having a crack her. That man is an outrage.

by AJC1 February 16, 2006

Chomp Off

v. to abruptly end someone's sentence by talking over them.The action is usually received as an act of hostility.

Originated in Atlanta, Ga.

Person A: "I didn't know that was the rest of the...
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!

-end scene-

by buddahluva February 18, 2011

zipper chomp

Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.

"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"

"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"

"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"

by Sovi big red September 29, 2013

Practice Champ

Someone who always out does everyone else at pratice. Always has to beat everyone else and win.

There goes Dro again being the practice champ.

Why does Tim always have to run faster than us on workouts? Because he is practice champ.

by drunk turtle September 30, 2014

Chomp out

To leave, or move to a new location, usually after doing something sketchy.

Yo, there's a cop coming, let's chomp out!

by AXIME April 30, 2017

Champ asf

If somebody call you this you acting lame or weird.

*doesn’t like brent faiyaz*
You champ asf.

I heard your friends talking about you

You champ asf for not stepping for me.

by Kushxypn. December 10, 2021