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Calzone

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.
Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.
by Wilbur Wildcat January 18, 2009
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Calzone

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.
"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."
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A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.
by Tramposo December 14, 2009
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calzone

A large wad of money. Lotsa cheese, Lots of dough.
The guy rolls up with a calzone in his pocket and starts making it rain all over the strippers.
by DBruch October 30, 2010
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Calzone

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.
Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."
by The Popcorn Gangster April 9, 2007
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Mexican Calzone

A sexual combo move whereby the man performs an Alabama Hot Pocket and then 'seals the envelope' in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman's vagina using his dried semen.
I was going down on this girl and forgot that I had given her a Mexican Calzone the night before.
by The Fourth Holes April 20, 2011
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seafood calzone

that chick is fine..I'd gobble her seafood calzone.
by Joves II April 9, 2008
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