Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025

Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.

All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!

by EDPathway October 7, 2013

CCG Chairman

Ari

Ari is so epi! He's the ccg chairman.

by ••••Daddy•••• April 30, 2019

Rocking Chairman

Similar to a cock block, a rocking chairman is a friend who rocks, but lowers your chances with a potential fling because their being subconsciously obnoxious(or rocking too hard out loud).

Person 1- Yeah dude, so I was with John and Jack last night, and I ran into this group of super cute girls.

Person 2- Really dude? So did anything happen with you guys?

Person 1- Nothing bro, John was being such a Rocking Chairman.

by Jake Raph July 27, 2007

Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson

Gregory's Chairman Magnuson, a key player in the atomic game, Broadway charm meets political finesse, am I right?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

charmangulation

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".

Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?

by Telephony November 15, 2010

Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018