1 definition by Jake Raph
Similar to a cock block, a rocking chairman is a friend who rocks, but lowers your chances with a potential fling because their being subconsciously obnoxious(or rocking too hard out loud).
Person 1- Yeah dude, so I was with John and Jack last night, and I ran into this group of super cute girls.
Person 2- Really dude? So did anything happen with you guys?
Person 1- Nothing bro, John was being such a Rocking Chairman.
Person 2- Really dude? So did anything happen with you guys?
Person 1- Nothing bro, John was being such a Rocking Chairman.
by Jake Raph June 26, 2007