Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.
by Hershey400 May 16, 2009
Get the Chairman Bob mug.The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.
Chainmen tend to be:
1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods
or
2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.
Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:
- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks
- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)
- Following orders from the surveyor
- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents
- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation
See chainy
Chainmen tend to be:
1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods
or
2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.
Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:
- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks
- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)
- Following orders from the surveyor
- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents
- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation
See chainy
Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"
by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011
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She is everything to me, she's My chaimaa.
by DNji November 23, 2021
Get the chaimaa mug.Usually a tall man. He’s smart but a little dumb. He’s quirky and not like other guys. He’s usually loud and annoying considering that’s what the word chaim means. Although all of these cons, he gets all the girls. Especially those who’s names start with C.
Chaim: hey little lady
Cha: omg hi handsome! You must be a chaim!
Izzy: wtf. Cha your married.
Cha: BUT HES CHAIM!!! 😏😏😏
Cha: omg hi handsome! You must be a chaim!
Izzy: wtf. Cha your married.
Cha: BUT HES CHAIM!!! 😏😏😏
by IHackedCharteehee March 10, 2022
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Delroy kept cool through the long Kingston night by wearing only a 9mm, a pair of shorts, and a Jamaican chainmail wife beater.
by Jah123 May 15, 2009
Get the Jamaican chainmail mug.Term of endearment for a close male Jewish friend. Combination of the English slang bro and the Hebrew l'chaim.
by Greg Lavendar July 9, 2010
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