Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.

Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.

by motorbiking November 22, 2010

Crone me

To do an extreme amount of pleasure to a person by just making the slightest touch.

Even looking at Jaevion today totally made me want him to crone me.

by Lickerofburgers June 26, 2017

cerboner

When you have a boner but its smaller than your nose

That kid prolly has a cerboner rn

Yeah fr that kids def got a cerboner

by Äàrøñ October 1, 2018

Coronet

shit

coronet is shit

by netwqwr September 3, 2020

coronely

sad because one has no in-person company thanks to the Covid-19 pandemic

I've been feeling so coronely during the double-orange level 3b lockdown.

by BettyHumpter March 8, 2021

old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 March 31, 2016

cerote

Turd.

Widespread use in Guatemala. Commonly used as an insult. Also popular as an (albeit obscene) term of endearment, akin to "motherfucker".

Que tal, cerote! (What's up, motherfucker!)

by Saul P. October 9, 2003